Riley is constantly spouting off these hilarious comments, and I thought I'd share with you some of my favorites.
To me as I dropped her off at day care: "But Mommy, you look like a nice human, and I don't like it when nice humans leave me."
To Eric: "Daddy, why don't you have enough hair to comb?"
To me: "You have red owies all over your face. ALL over it!"
To a female whose identity I shall hide: "You look like Grandpa Craig- you have hair on your face!"
"I had poc-porn at the cervix!" (Translation: "I had popcorn at the circus!")
Last but not least... my personal favorite, to me: "Mommy, if Iris is out of your tummy, why is it still so big?"