Riley is constantly spouting off these hilarious comments, and I thought I'd share with you some of my favorites.
To me as I dropped her off at day care: "But Mommy, you look like a nice human, and I don't like it when nice humans leave me."
To Eric: "Daddy, why don't you have enough hair to comb?"
To me: "You have red owies all over your face. ALL over it!"
To a female whose identity I shall hide: "You look like Grandpa Craig- you have hair on your face!"
"I had poc-porn at the cervix!" (Translation: "I had popcorn at the circus!")
Last but not least... my personal favorite, to me: "Mommy, if Iris is out of your tummy, why is it still so big?"
Thursday, October 2, 2008
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3 comments:
Ah ha! This post is hilarious!! I haven't seen Riley in a while but she sure is growing up and becoming more knowledgeable!!
So funny. You will be so glad you wrote a few of these down!
I laughed and laughed at this post! Thanks for sharing :D
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